Fanfiction

Some of these stories may or may not contain slash (suggestions or situations of male/male affairs, matters, relationships, etc., et al.) but all fanfics are rated and noted if so. Please use discretion when viewing. As a general note, the author(s) claim no rights to the original Good Omens or the characters therein.

Fanfics are listed in order from oldest to newest. Meaning that the newer fics are closer to the bottom.

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»A Bat Out of Hell by H.J. Bender - Aziraphale has a serious problem when bats take up residence in the attic of his bookshop. What ensues is utterly ridiculous.
Rated PG-13 for language and some slashy inferences.

»The Revenge of the Houseplants by H.J. Bender - FACT: Crowley's houseplants have been suffering for years at the hands of their merciless master. QUESTION: What happens when Hastur offers them a chance to avenge their misery? ANSWER: Read this fic.
Rated PG-13 for language and slashy inferences.

»An Amusing Account of Angelic Addiction by H.J. Bender - In the days when angels walked the earth with clubs and demons dressed as conquistadors comes a tale of overseas adventure, rioting pirates, and the true story behind the history of chocolate.
Rated PG-13 for slashiness (implied and obvious) and green teeth.

»The Return of Hastur by H.J. Bender - Hastur is tired of waiting for the Principality (Aziraphale) to deliver justice unto the Serpent (Crowley) and takes matters into his own hands. Claws. Infernal digits, or something. It is recommended to have first read The Revenge of the Houseplants before reading this fic.
Rated PG-13 for subtle slash, murderous motivation, and awful alliteration.

NEW»Operation Salvation by H.J. Bender - Hastur and Ed (the one-armed imp) ascend into the mortal realm to foil Crowley’s “plan” to corrupt Aziraphale, which means befriending the angel himself and trying to convince him that Crowley is up to no good. A follow-up to The Revenge of the Houseplants and The Return of Hastur. Three Parts.
Rated R for lots of things.

NOT MY USUAL GO FICS
(i.e., angsty and/or graphically slashy)

»Secrets & the Serpentine by H.J. Bender - Aziraphale has a fear and a secret. It places a distance between himself and the one who knows him best, until he learns that he doesn’t have to face it alone.
Rated PG-13 for C/A slash and brief language.

»Feathers by H.J. Bender - Crowley has a weakness that Aziraphale ruthlessly exploits all over the wall of his bookshop. Sex. Kink. Profanity. Blasphemy. Violent mad shagging.
Rated NC-17 for A/C slash and language.

»No Cause for Alarm Clocks by H.J. Bender - A short story detailing one of Crowley’s infernal household gadgetries, and why he’ll never have sex in front of it ever again.
Rated R for C/A slash and language.